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Keanu Reeves is a vampire.

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beautiful-thorn-beastly-rose:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

theinsanerobin:

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.


Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

Yup, Keanu Reeves.

Actual Vampire Keanu Reeves.

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Posted on Friday, June 15 2012. Tagged with: keanu reevesvampireShia Labeoufactual cannibalactual vampirekeanu
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